I got hit by something
K: Well tough luck it’s the only donkey you’re getting
That’s not fairrrr
K: Life isn’t fair.
I got hit by something
K: *laughs* stop making a fuss and go watch Shrek
But I don’t want an Eddie Murphy donkey.
K: Well tough luck it’s the only donkey you’re getting
I got hit by something
L: How was I supposed to know you wanted a talking donkey! You’re the one who wants something that’s unrealistic
K: As for the moon thing. If anything was possible, you wouldn’t die flying to the moon, and as you pointed out we can’t. Same goes for your donkey. Just go watch shrek or something. Then you’ll have your talking donkey
But it not all the same thing in the way you think about it. *Groans*
K: *laughs* stop making a fuss and go watch Shrek
I got hit by something
L: I clearly made an overstatement.
K: Besides, if anything was possible, we’d be flying to the moon right now.
But……..Larrrkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk. You got my hopes up and now they just drop to the depths of my testicles. But…we can’t do that, we’ll die. All I want is a fucking talking donkey.
L: How was I supposed to know you wanted a talking donkey! You’re the one who wants something that’s unrealistic
K: As for the moon thing. If anything was possible, you wouldn’t die flying to the moon, and as you pointed out we can’t. Same goes for your donkey. Just go watch shrek or something. Then you’ll have your talking donkey
I got hit by something
K: It all depends on the dosage, my friend. Besides, food keeps you alive.
L: And you can’t apply glue on a metaphorical heart!
Ah, well that makes sense. WHY NOT? YOU SAID ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE AND THAT WILL BE POSSIBLE.
L: I clearly made an overstatement.
K: Besides, if anything was possible, we’d be flying to the moon right now.
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You can’t tell what I can’t do, gurl. Why is that? I heard they have glue to like mend cuts and it works really good! OOOHHHHHH FOOD. I LOVE FOOD. My doctor says I shouldn’t eat my feelings though, it isn’t healthy.
K: It all depends on the dosage, my friend. Besides, food keeps you alive.
L: And you can’t apply glue on a metaphorical heart!
I got hit by something
There is medicines for that stuff? Is there one from curing the pain of not having a talking donkey? Because my heart is broken because I can’t have one.
L: Don’t be such a little joker. And no, heartbreak has no cure. it has to mend itself.So tough-(is interrupted by Keagan)
K: Or you could just eat chocolate. It always makes you feel better. Or ice cream.
